Sometimes, when I wear outfits like this or this, that people might not respect my intelligence. As I consider my brain to be my best feature, this concerns me. So here I am, trying to keep things minimal. Minimal can include floral sunglasses and stripey socks, can’t it?
Also, I’m not really posing outside the entrance to a brothel. It’s actually the fire exit from the Co-op (‘The Co-operative’, a large convenience shop/diminutive supermarket, for all you non-UKers).